Hari ini dalam sejarah.. in the year 1983.. someone old was born in that year.. physically young but mentally old.. hahaha
anyway.. just wanted to wish the person a happy aging process for this year .. and that she may age gracefully..
haha.. may all ur wishes come true and may Allah bless you..
and have a happy birthday..
p/s : how's the botox treatment coming along?
jokes of the day: courtroom quotations
Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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