Work Hard, Play Hard, Jangan Mati Keras...

well.. during induction.. we were divided into groups etc2 .. and my group was the Jenson Eleven... as jenson was the leader and we had 11 members.. haha... we also had peter, me, song, didi, nazeerah, lsj, sharina, ahmad, aida tremor , izy zirafah and not forgetting jenson himself...

haha had quite a lot of fun then. our group occupied our time during lectures menulis karangan pasal mak belalang , pak pandir, pak kadir and a lot of other things.. it started off in just a sheet of paper but the whole thing snowballed and at the end of 7 days.. we could have published a blardy novel...

we wrote a lot of weird pantuns...
we also had a nice slogan

Work Hard, Play Hard , Jangan Mati Keras...
being the skema people that my group members are.. they suggested the first 2/3 of the slogan and i topped it off with the last part.. being the insane person that i am.. haha

for the past 18++ years my father has been saying the same thing
work hard to the best of my abilities
and also don't forget to play hard.. in short.. never just put everything into one thing and neglect other stuff.. give the very best for everything and anything that you do.. no matter work, hobbies, life etc2 and never take anything for granted..
we might just regret not giving it our best..

anyway.. to all my friends who are working..
work hard, play hard.. jangan mati keras

p/s: yes it's a weird post.. i know..

Partners in crime...

well.. i've been working for .. lemme see... hmm about 18 days.. plus tagging...
adjusting to putrajaya hospital and the people...
and still waiting for my first paycheck...
i've not been in the best of moods recently... i miss a lot of my partners in crime
my housemates- rahman, pakcik n fizzi...
the backstabby group - k.delldijamehapah...
wiskepala, yan, annas, izy zirafah, ken zos, yuyu, dodot etc2
lydia , 'nina' , lobang , awong and pentrox in indon.. cherap in volgograd..
rahman in muar, pakcik in batu pahat, fizzi in melaka, dodot, annas and wiskepala in kelantan, yan in seremban , ken zos dgn yu in sabah and zirafah in temerloh...
need people to talk to...
haha at least faya is here even though different ward.. and takpe kot sebab ada senior HO yg garang..


good luck guys and girls...

nobody but chu group.. haha

note the sirap.. very iconic pic

Kickers

this is the cartoon that i watched masa zaman dahulukala..
i think it's safe to say this was my inspiration kot... start main bola... sekali with the fact that my father and my brother were football freaks.. i would have to be the keeper while diaorang rembat sekuat hati.. i may not look the part now.. but i can tell you i can be a good keeper.. but now a bit toned down la.. with the slipped disc and dislocated shoulder lagi.. main bese2 ja.. main posisi2 malas.. sweeper ke apa ke..
nama ceritanya- Kickers and the main character was Kakeroo bukan Kickapoo.. but i think i was more or less interested pada character keeper pakai baju biru tuh.. tak ingat nama.. tahu Captain je.. haha the other keeper in red tuh.. sangat tak logik la..
anyway.. enjoy the clip..





p/s: it's was a pity that the cerita ended abruptly.. tergantung..

The October People..

i've not had the chance to put anything much on the birthdays celebrated in october..
had quite a few birthdays this month.. and anyway just wanted to wish a belated birthday.. and may you all give me all your presents.. haha..
in order of date..
Samir - 3/10 - cousin
Kak Dija - 10/10
Hashim - 17/10 - cousin
Ezran - 17/10
Izi Drama 19/10
Yours truly 20/10
Hanis 24/10
Dr. Ainon 25/10 =P
Akma 26/10
Ecah Nizar 27/10

i wish u guys another happy birthday, have many happy returns and selamat tue..

Pig overboard...

well.. today was the 7th day we've been in cherating for induction...
everyone is a bit busy cramming for the induction exam, playing dodgeball and baling selipar, makan2, makan2 etc2..

it has actually been a very interesting time...
we got to cherating on Monday last week.. and we had our fair share of losing our way throughout the whole journey. We went in a convoy of 3 cars, mine, fizzi's and nazeerah's.. i had ezran and wis in my car, pakcik , yuhana and fizzi while the other car had nazeerah, izi drama and rahman..

i actually got lost in genting sempah, trying to find a way in to genting sempah r&r.. apart from the minor overshoot.. we found our way reasonably except when we strayed into Kuantan Port literally..

On the 3rd day, we woke up for the compulsory senamang pagi.. and ezran was the first to wake up, we usually pray every morning that it rains so that we won't to have to go down for riadah.. however he got a bit more than he bargained for when he was looking at the pool directly below our balcony... the previous night brought a storm and also a 'visitor' . He saw a 'babi hutan' in the pool swimming from one end to another.. everyone thought it was a prank but just went to make sure.. and sure enough.. we saw the 'babi hutangs' getting out of the pool... and running towards the resorts kitchen.. it was running in and not out of the resort.. that has to be one of my weirdest experiences.. A few months back when i was in ampang.. i saw a pack of 20 'babi hutangs' waiting on the side of the road directly across zoo negara..

what's with babi hutangs....
signing off..

Too Late now...

well.. i' m currently in cherating.. and i'm blogging at 1.30 am after i've finished washing my clothes.. induction has actually been very nice.. environment wise.. the people, the spare time used to play dodgeball and baling selipar.. not really content wise.. all the stuff about government service.. it's actually mildly freaking me out.. on the other hand i can't wait to start working .. KUMPUL DUIT.. haha..

the anxiety of burdening the responsibility on a patient's well being is quite daunting to me.. but i hope that i'll learn the ropes of it quick and be a safe doctor insya-Allah..
i did say i would try to write a bit more frequently on the blog.. well that's down the drain.. maybe now i'll start a to write a bit more seeing that i'll be starting working and doing something a bit more interesting than staying at home..

we got our postings a few days back.. Alhamdulilah i got Hospital Putrajaya together with Faya and Kak Fir while Izi got Temerloh. She's trying to appeal to get Putrajaya and the results will come out in a few days, fingers crossed. Pakcik got Batu Pahat together with Fahmi and a few others. Ezran got Seremban, Fizzi and Rahman got Muar but Fizzi is appealing for Malacca Hospital. Yuhana and Ken got Queen E but seeing it's dilapidated condition, they're going to outsource the hospital to Sabah Medical Center and also Tawau Hospital. Wis and Didi Dodot got KB hospital while annas got USM if i'm not mistaken.

It's rather overwhelming going through the fact that 5 years of medical school has passed us by and here we stand on the brink of actually starting work.. I've changed in the past 5 years.. a bit more tua. a bit more restrained and level headed.. i think.. hopefully it's for the better.. insya-Allah..

anyway that's it for now.. tomorrow is an early day.. so better get some sleep...
pray for us.. insya-Allah..
Assalamualaikum...

p/s: we went to Kemamang Makang Ketamg Sumbat.. haha.. adios for now..

let's start small..

well.. as i've been saying that i'll start blogging a bit more frequent than usual..
so i better get down to it... so let's start with small menial news..

well ramadhan has come and left us.. and raya has passed...

i spent the whole of ramadhan loafing around coupled with the odd visit to seremban and batu pahat..

raya was celebrated with a bit more gumption(look it up.. i forget it's meaning) as there is a possibility of me spending raya in the hospital when it comes around next year.. extra mercun, extra food, extra rajin..

basically my time table for every raya never changes..
we'll go back to masjid tanah 2 days before raya
- clean up and everything..
- the day before raya - pergi pasar after subuh... this year i've noticed they weren't that many people as compared to previous years.. the economy isn't as good as before..
- start up a fire, bakar lemang
-tahlil and takbir raya at home - hmm a bit more emphasis seeing as this is the first time i've celebrated without pak lang mat
-bakar mercun - this year was full of duds and a few wild ones .. a few were shot into the house..
-raya morning - tahlil dekat kubur after subuh
makan jemput2 (every year)
solat raya
photography session
ziarah wajib - masjid tanah , solok limau, parit melana, bukit rambai etc
makan kfc for dinner
-2nd raya - a bit more special as my cousin pergi merisik his second cousin.. scheduled to be
engaged later this year
3rd raya - balik pj

that's it for now.. i'm exhausted from thinking too hard to write this post.. very rusty.. later..

Selamat Hari Raya

haha sorry i've been.. hmmm 'occupied?' for the past 2 months of holiday to do anything meaningful for the blog.. still in the period of winding down after 5 years..
anyway... i'll TRY and update it a bit more regularly in october hopefully insya-Allah..

i'll be leaving for Malacca today after sahur, so i wanted to wish everyone a very Happy Aidilfitri.. Maaf Zahir dan Batin.. drive carefully.. and jgn main mercun kalu tak reti.. leave it to the pros..
take care.. insya-Allah...

Al-Fatihah..

i've just come back from HKL. After 3 weeks of hospitalization, my pak lang has passed away on the 24th of August 2008 at 1.00am. May Allah bless his soul.. Al-Fatihah..

The new number 7...

i've just stopped vomiting after completing the blardy portfolios...
huh ... that was a tedious complicated by certain matters/parties that
would only be mentioned after i've finished exams and hopefully passed..
INSYA-ALLAH

basically studies have not reached the ideal peak yet.. but by tomorrow i'm hoping it'll be in full gear

i finished the porfolios on tuesday morning.. slept for about an hour.. woke up.. drove down to seremban at 6.30.. submitted it.. then drove back to batu pahat and arrived at 5pm.. i collapsed after that..

but on the way.. i was cheered by our new arrival...
gotta to admire the ambition...

he's going to take over the no 7 jersey vacated by our deadwood.. er former player Harry Kewell..

the project....

from bernama.com

PHARMANIAGA – IMU COLLABORATE FOR THE BENEFIT OF RURAL COMMUNITIES

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Oil price hike.. thoughts...

Clicky here...

can't be bothered to comment now.. post call syndrome.. it's 3.30 in the morning and i'm still reading about placenta previa...

Random fact of the day...

the weather forecast for yogyakarta is as follows...

forecast temperatues around 27-31 degree Celsius with a humidity of 84% and wind speeds of up to 7km/hr.. with showers throughout the day....

i'm just as confused...

Ken Lee...

i've been meaning to put this here for sometime.. something light as per usual...
enjoy... apologies to anyone who've seen it though...





No I cant forget this evening
Or your face as you were leaving
But I guess thats just the way
The story goes
You always smile but in your eyes
Your sorrow shows
Yes it shows
No I cant forget tomorrow
When I think of all my sorrow
When I had you there
But then I let you go
And now its only fair
That I should let you know
What you should know

I cant live
If living is without you
I cant live
I cant give anymore
I cant live
If living is without you
I cant give
I cant give anymore

Well I cant forget this evening
Or your face as you were leaving
But I guess thats just the way
The story goes
You always smile but in your eyes
Your sorrow shows
Yes it shows

I cant live
If living is without you
I cant live
I cant give any more
I cant live
If living is without you
I cant give
I cant give anymore

the wannabe version... mariah carey...

here
embedding disabled by request... hahaha

the real version .. harry nilsson

Birthdayssss...

din lob(in white) ... ezran merindui mu...

3 in a row??

i've been missing quite often from updating this blog...
with the trouble that i had to go through to get a new router to replace the busted old one.. and also due to the fact that last week.. the fibre optics dok wat hal... it has not really been a great time with me and the internet.. most of the time i would just access during the weekends when i go back to KL..

and even then i'd be to tired to post anything.. so in conjunction with labour day...
just taking some time to write some birthday wishes.. for ze old farts..

to Didi who celebrated her birthday on the 22nd of March 2008 and to Lydia Parasit.. who celebrates hers today.. Slamat Hari Libur Dong... and Yuhana.. 2nd of May 2008...
not forgetting.. Kak Pah.. 24/4/2008 where she celebrates her 29th birthday...
take this as your birthday presents la ye... hahaha i'm broke and i'm a cheapskate... haha
and to Aizuddin.. @ Din Lobang... 7/4 April..


also to family members.. Mak and Damia in March and Kak Dali in April..

happy birthday.. selamat tue.. moga2 dirahmati Allah..

p/s: Lydia.. kapan mahu belanja aku?

Que sera sera and perspectives ...

well you've guessed it...
the only thing that'll ever induce me to post online would be a game..
especially a game when liverpool 'lose'

so basically we lost 3-2 to chelsea after extra time , with one penalty going their way and another one for liverpool not forthcoming.. however i won't bi*ch about it to the ends of time.. maybe just in the above line..

well.. to be honest... liverpool were the underdogs.. and seperti biasa.. in the first half.. main macam sampah.. with very weird player selections and substitutions.. when you follow liverpool you get used to it.. so basically i pronounce that liverpool's season is officially over with a few meaningless matches left in the league... however being the "enthusiastic" person that i am... we've come far in one season.. another few tweaks here and there...

• namely to send a norwegian defender swimming with the fishes...
• get someone to replace the spaniard in the middle of the park..
  
• etc2 u get the point.. i wouldn't know what would be the best.. but let's improve more..

this post is not here to justify the lost or anything..
but looking from another perspective... 2 champions league final, 1 semi final and 1 champions league champions in the space of 4 years is quite an achievement.. we'll do it again next year... insya-Allah..

i'm disappointed that liverpool lost.. however it's not be all and end all of things...
there's a reason why the anthem is You'll Never Walk Alone...
with all the good times, there would be bad times...
good times - the 5 champions league titles, 18 league titles, a lot of other things...
bad times - heysel, hillsborough where people lost their lives... in comparison to a defeat by chelsea??
that's what legacies are built on...
you win some... you lose some.. in liverpool's case in europe.. it sounds more like you win most of it.. lose some... i'm grateful for that.. so let's put things in perspective.. and not slit our hands or anything ya... we'll come back stronger...
we'll be there in Rome 2009.. insya-Allah...

here's the other kop favourite....



here's the .. more explicit version as sung by the kop...



i congratulate my father ,cherap , azamil and gabriel.. ardent manchester fans on reaching the final...
however i have this to say for the trash talkers...

just to show how it is done...




we the 5 time champions of europe.. liverpool ..wish the 2 time champions Manchester United and first time finalist Chelsea the very best in the Champions League Final 2008.. it's been like an annual event lak...

the old farts.. the crazy farts more like it...

hmm before the days of mrsm jasin..
i was from a very well know school in petaling jaya(due to the wrong reasons)
the school was formerly known as sekolah menengah seaport.. but due to the school's famous reputation getting out of hand.. they had to actually change it to a new name..
currently it's new name is Sekolah Menengah Seri Permata...
the days of pendidikan jasmani, cikgu baru keluar maktab, kemahiran hidup, teasing everyone using their parents names, recess , student fights, teachers fighting each other, detention etc

as my old friend has dedicated a post to me.. so basically i'm replying in kind..

moving on .. i basically had to go to the above said school as it was just behind my house.. i could literally see the school from my room..
in form 1.. i was in 1 ferum.. then went up to 2 emas and finally to 3 emas.. before moving on i went up to 4 Jupiter if i'm not mistaken.. however that was shortlived as i left a few weeks later for mrsm jasin...
my batch had the most amounts of 8a's and i think my batch still holds that record.. we had 12 students who scored 8a's and the bulk of it was from my class..

i think it was me, azamil, khalid, mior, fariz aka as sto, nik , syeh , helmi , ain , mior , hanisah , kenny ling and nun..etc.. i forget the others.. hahaha so much for being a good friend.. probably yan wen, tang weng ping ..i'm not really sure whether they counted moral studies too..

basically about 10 of them left for mrsm pc and i was the only one thrown to mrsm jasin.. the other ones who were sent alone to boarding schools were nik - alam shah, amil - mckk , syeh and hanisah - sains muar and wafir - sekolah teknik terengganu

enough of the nostalgia..
in september... one of the weeks when my parents were away.. my mother was away for umrah together with damia, kak dali, bang piz , and the maid.. while my father was also somewhere in the arabian peninsula.. i think dubai kot..
the guys .. me , mior, helmi and amil proposed for a get together..
our plan was to meet up at 10.30 pm at syed ss5 (our HQ) for a late supper(we have quite a lot of this).. amil said that he'll be a bit late.. and datang at around 11.00pm, i was supposed to wait for mior and helmi to pick me up at home.. well in the end.. amil arrived at syed and not even one of us was there yet.. hahaha... happens every time..
so basically.. borak2 sampai around 12.00p.m.. and around then my father message reminding me of the curfew.. and the fact that no one was at home.. initially the plan was just to dismiss and go home.. then some smart ass said.. let's go to my house and crash it...

well.. everyone went la to my house.. dok lepak2..
for your information.. i'm an avid comic collector.. i have LOTS and LOTS of comics.. of multiple titles.. so some spent time going through my collection.. while me, mior, helmi were glued to the PS3(my brother's) playing winning eleven.. 11..
we played and played and played...
sampai ke subuh...
then finally everyone had the sense to get up and leave.. finally was able to get some sleep..








few weeks after raya puasa.. i invited them for the open house that i hosted...
and true to form.. i asked them to come in the afternoon and the house closes at 6pm.. they came at 9pm.. this actually occurs quite often with us..

everyone wanted to be in the picture..

the emas gang @ the stracraft gang. in order of importance and rank(subjective)..
nik
syeh
me
wafir
helmi
mior
azamil
khalid

drafted on - 7/2/08

the former gang members : rizal... ran away to shah alam in form 3..
fariz joined emas during form 3..

My Apologies...

i've been inundated with work and laziness which has prevented me in updating this blog...
portfolios are killing me...
i'll try and make up for it as soon as possible...

random picture of the day...

tiada panggilan sepenting panggilan Ilahi...

aaaaaagghhhhhh....

i'm currently.. very stressed out..
i think for once i've reached learned helplessness quite fast.. haha
hmmm.. exams are about around 28 hours away..
i still haven't read up quite a few things( to put it mildly)

i seriously can't see or predict the outcome of this exam.. especially MEQ..
however.. this remorse is a bit too late.. and probably the blame lays squarely on me..
hmmm here's hoping for the best...
pray for me and my friends.. may everyone get through the exams safely insya-Allah

a few songs to ponder on...

sheila on 7-berhenti berharap..

aku tak percaya lagi
dengan apa yang kau beri
aku terdampar di sini
tersudut menunggu mati
aku tak percaya lagi
akan guna matahari
dengan mampu menerangi
sudut gelap hati ini
aku berhenti berharap
dan menunggu datang gelap
sampai nanti suatu saat
tak ada cinta kudapat
kenapa ada derita
bila bahagia tercipta
kenapa ada sang hitam
bila putih menyenangkan...
Chorus:
aku pulang...
tanpa dendam
kuterima.. kekalahanku
aku pulang...
tanpa dendam
kusalutkan.. kemenanganmu
bridge:
kau ajarkan aku bahagia
kau ajarkan aku derita
kau tunjukkan aku bahagia
kau tunjukkan aku derita
kau berikan aku bahagia
kau berikan aku derita
Back to chorus**

Good Charlotte - Hold on

This world, this world is cold
But you don’t, you don’t have to go
You’re feeling sad you’re feeling lonely
And no one seems to care
You’re mother’s gone and your father hits you
This pain you cannot bare

But we all bleed the same way as you do
We all have the same things to go thru

Hold on...if you feel like letting go
Hold on...it gets better than you know

Your days you say they’re way too long
And your nights you can’t sleep at all (hold on)
And you’re not sure what you’re looking for
But you don’t want to no more
And you’re not sure what you’re waiting for but you don’t want to no more

But we all bleed the same way as you do
And we all have the same things to go through

Hold on...if you feel like letting go
Hold on...it gets better than you know

Don’t stop looking you’re one step closer
Don’t stop searching it’s not over...hold on

What are you looking for?
What are you waiting for?
Do you know what you’re doing to me?
Go ahead...what are you waiting for?

Hold on...if you feel like letting go
Hold on...it gets better than you know

Don’t stop looking you’re one step closer
Don’t stop searching it’s not over...

Hold on...if you feel like letting go
Hold on...it gets better than you know...hold on

You'll Never Walk Alone...

When you walk through a storm
hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm is a golden sky

And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown.

Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never, ever walk alone.
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart

And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never, ever walk alone.


pray for us.... insya-Allah...

Manglish...

well the pictures aren't that clear.. but here are 2 examples of malaysian english that i encountered...

the first one was in a bungalow in A'famosa resort.. went there for the Raya Haji...
Water heater : please switch on at least 10 minutes to let it hot..

this was taken from a patient's charts when i was doing gynaecology.. my last posting for semester 9...
the patient was reviewed by a dietetic student and the lecturer certified the notes that he wrote..
patient had ovarian cancer and the observation was..
"pt look very illness.."

p/s: yes i'm mean.. and i also need a better camera to capture this gaffes...

Al-Fatihah..

i've been wanting to post this from last week.. it's been slipping my mind..
Al-fatihah kepada arwah ibu dr Zain dan arwah ibu Dr Zainab who passed away in the past
month.. and Suharto , the man who ended the malaysian-indonesian confrontation.. semoga Allah mencucuri rahmat ke atas mereka.. dan tempatkan mereka di kalangan org2 yg diredhai-nya..

i don't do this too often...

well.. on sunday night as i was trying to burn time after bosan2 study .. i went out and watched the tv.. i'd watch anything most of the time.. and well me and rahman tuned into 8tv.. then i remembered there's this new show that they've been hyping up for the past month.. ghost.. beyond the grave etc2..

well .. we saw the pilot episode.. and to tell you the truth.. it's actually quite interesting due to the fact that they're trying to tell a story which is quite different from the normal fare that you get normally..

here's the promo..

on the precipice.. anyone care to give me a push?

heck i just realised it's 2a.m. on the 1st of february.. that means there's only 12 days to exams..
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

currently i have a headache... unknown cause.. probably the insomnia..
insomnia .. no cause at all.. i have ruled out stress..
pain in ze ankle... due to the fact that some numskull who doesn't know when to stop ,trying to relocate my ankle with a sliding tackle..
i'm seriously lacking motivation..hmm scratch that.. lacking direction in studying..
exacerbated by the fact that i just had opthalmo revision class with prof C.S.R ... i just remember the word.. the lower jone... or was it zone? hahaha
not helped by the fact that the internet@screamyx@devil incarnate has been acting up recently..
don't get me wrong.. it has been acting up for quite a while already.. but now it's actually surpassing itself in it's goal of annoying the h3ll out of me..
i've been wheezing for the past 3 weeks.. ack2 coughing and all the stuff.. just recently went to the doctor.. ironic that..
oh yeah... on the way to dinner with kash tonight.. we came across a python crossing the road in front of kolej mara seremban.. haha nasib sempat ambik evasive action..
hmmm here's to hoping things improve over the weekend.. waiting for the "sem 10"... pau2


heh anyhow.. let's not get distracted and pay attention to the task at hand..
i'm sure by next week i'll bring out my exam anthem from good charlotte..
Ya Allah, permudahkanlah jalan aku..
pray for me..
signing off for now...

p/s : We Are Brothers Forever.. hahahaha

postings that i need to cover.. just as a reminder to myself

Family Medicine... hmmm what to cover?
Internal Medicine.. i'm seriously having trouble starting internal medicine revision
Surgery.. currently underway..
Paediatrics... aaarrghhh
Psychiatry... i'm having post traumatic disorder or something..
Orthopaedics.. hmm relative easy insya-Allah..
Obstetrics - hmm hopefully okay
Gynaecology- insya-Allah..
ENT - buleh2..
Emergency Med : errrrr
Dermato and Opthalmo : arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhh again...

buleh2 yakin buleh...

p/s no 2 : pray for us who are going for our exams.. hopefully cemerlang insya-Allah.. You'll Never Walk Alone.. oh yeah liverpool lost to a last minute penalty last night at upton park..
patutla.. hahaha

Something light for the day...

hehe assalamualaikum.. this actually livened up my mood.. with exams and all..
enjoy the clip..




We're Brothers Forever..

I am your brother
Your best friend forever
Singing the songs
The music that you like
We're brothers til the end of time
Together forever til the end of time
I am your brother
Your best friend forever
Singing the songs
The music that you like
We're brothers til the end of time
Together or not, you're always in my heart
Your hurting feelings
Will reign no more.

Al-Fatihah...

to Tan Sri Murad Muhammad Nor(prominent educationist).. and Megat Junid Megat Ayub(former cabinet minister) and muslimin muslimat yg pulang ke rahmatullah.. may Allah bless them all....

shhhh... keep a low profile...

somewhere in malaysia:

bovine snatcher 1 : cepat la masukkan die dalam keta...

bovine snatcher 2: aku tanak duduk belakang..

bovine snatcher 3: apsal aku pulak kena duduk belakang.. weh cepat aa suruh die masuk keta.. die dok buat muka blur je..

bovine snatcher 2: itu la aku dah suruh sewa lori taknak.. nak gak pakai keta buruk ko nih..

bovine: mooooooooo!!!

bovine snatcher 1: weh senyaple.. org kampung perasan karang.. rilek2.. buat cool je..

well after this , proton can pride itself in being able to actually fit a cow into the backseat of a proton wira.. seriously..

haha, well this is what actually happened in a village in Kulim, Kedah..
a band of bovine snatchers, managed to actually load a full grown cow into the back seat of a proton wira.. it was unspecified how many thieves was there.. but if it was more than 3.. i pity the one who got to sit in the back seat.. especially if he got the rear end seat.. (think hard what this means)
as they were making their getaway.. villagers noticed what was happening and gave chase..
what happened after that was, the driver crashed into a tree and they made their escape probably on foot.. leaving the cow alone..

bovine : mooooooo!!! weh ape ko tinggal aku sorg2 je... aku tanak kena sembelih...

The Curse of the Joker...

Rest in peace Joker..

in memoriam.. MX7242

well.. MX7242 .. the silver ferrari ( i and my friends call any saga car a ferrari.. mind you)
this would be the first car that i drove after getting my driving licence..
my family got the car for my sister when she went to university.. and that was around 1991..
then when my brother went to uni, he inherited the car and finally it came full circle and i was entrusted with it hmm around the end of 2003 when i started semester 1 in IMU

a lot of memories..
happy ones...
driving up genting sempah towards janda baik.. that was my farthest trip using the Saga..
pegi Carrefour dgn K.dijadellpahmiha..

weird ones.. water always getting into the boot space.. the only accident i had was with the silver ferrari la.. and it was very early on after i got my licence.. and to think of all places to get an accident.. inside my own house.. i minimally banged into one of the walls in my house when i was bringing the car out.. at the time.. my depth perception sucked to the max...
menumpangkan Dr. Thani..
the door handles snapping off, mengikut giliran masing2.. there was one time where the driver side door handle snapped off.. so basically had to open the back door first to open the front door..
central locking was a problem..
windows.. hmm this has been a perennial problem with any proton car.. there was once i had to travel in the rain with the car window open..
also i made a record of managing to fit in 8 passengers into the car once..
all the small sized people from K.dejamehadellpah punya rumah..

bad ones..

especially driving around shah alam with PARASITES in the car.. DIDiLydiAnIna
and towards the end the car was quite fond in developing a few problems of its own..
i still remember the car breaking down in Sunway LDP toll.. and also another time when i came back from street soccer MAPCU in UM.. broke down due to the fact that the water pump was leaky and due to overheating. i think something melted.. the gasket maybe..
also at one point the front axle kept having problems..
the passenger side window smashed during Friday prayers in Seri Petaling as the mangkuks who did it saw a laptop bag on the passenger seat.. for sure they were disappointed when they found rahman punya sweaty clothes that he kept in the laptop beg.. with the laptop safely at home..

as the car kept on developing problems in the end.. and the fact that i needed to travel to and fro seremban when i entered seremban.. basically the car was given away to a family friend and i inherited the Satria WEW 5641 from my brother

regardless of all the problems..
i feel the handling of this car is better than any car that i've driven up to now..
the way it takes corners.. muahahah and also that it had a 1.5l auto engine.. sakit sikit la when refuelling..
it was the first car that i had.. and it is greatly missed ( corny gile) hahaha

the silver ferrari is well and safe in Perak now..
and also is having a mid-life crisis and an identity crisis..
haha



anyway proton has come up with the replacement model for the old proton saga...
wanna see a peek? click this then..
it's gonna be released on the 18th of January

the unwritten rules of football... not the wimpy american football...

Before kick-off

— Any player being filmed leaving a team bus must ensure that he is wearing headphones and carrying a small Louis Vuitton wash bag.

— Players who once represented the same club must stop and chat animatedly to each other in the tunnel as they wait to come out, even if they never really spoke to each other when they played together.

— On the day of a cup final, players must walk on to the pitch in their club suit approximately 1½ hours before kick-off and touch the turf to make sure it is just like all the other grass they play on every week. At least one player must pick some and throw it in the air to gauge the wind direction even though it is May, very still, and, therefore, very unlikely to affect anything.

Scoring

— If a player mishits a good chance, he must look down and carefully examine the pitch, maybe even treading back in some turf, so that everyone knows he got a bad bounce. If it is a televised game, he should continually blow mucus out of his nose as the camera tracks him back to his own half.

— When a player makes a great assist only to see a teammate tap the ball in, he must stand well away from the celebrating players and wait for them to come over and individually congratulate him.

Corners and throw-ins

— All throw-ins must be taken at least ten yards farther up the pitch than where the ball went out. The referee is allowed to tell the player off, but only when he has exceeded ten yards.

— All corner takers must push the corner flag to one side, regardless of whether it gets in the way. They must also raise a hand before taking the kick, irrelevant of where they intend to send the ball.

Free kicks

— Two or more players should always dispute who will take a free kick, even though they have spent an entire week on the training ground working out who will take them.

— When a player has conceded a free kick, he must pick up the ball and run several yards before dropping it behind him without looking. When a free kick is awarded and the referee places the ball in the required spot, it is essential to pick it up and place it down again at least six inches further forward, ideally with a backspin motion.

Offside

— When a player is judged offside and still shoots but doesn’t score, he must pretend he knew it was offside all along and didn’t really try to score at all. On the other hand, if he does score, he must act “outraged” and “robbed”.

— Any striker who is more than five yards offside must still either wag a finger or launch a tirade of expletives at the flag-bearing official.

Substitutions and injuries

— A player leaving the pitch on a stretcher must always be applauded, while players with equally serious injuries who are helped off by the physio must be booed.

— When water bottles are thrown on to the pitch while a teammate is receiving treatment, players must always squirt some out on to the grass before taking a sip.

— Players warming up along the touchline must always put their hands behind their backs and kick their heels up to touch them, even though they never do this in training or at any other time.

Goalkeepers

— Before kick-off, goalkeepers should always hang from the crossbar to check it does not have any cracks in it.

— Keepers must use the special adhesive power of saliva by spitting into their gloves as much as possible during games. They should also kick the soles of their boots against the post at least three times in each half.

— Goalkeepers should sprint into the opposition penalty box for injury-time corners, even if they have never connected with a header in their life.

Managers

— Any manager facing lower-league opposition in a cup game must describe the team he is facing as “well organised”.

— Assistant managers must be equipped with a blank piece of paper on which they can pretend to show substitutes the opposition’s tactical formation. In addition, assistants should shout and gesticulate in exactly the same way as the manager, only two seconds later.

Officials

— The referee must only blow for full time when the ball is in mid-air after a long goal kick.

— The fourth official must always check a substitute’s studs before he comes on, even though none of the studs of the players on the pitch were checked. It should be noted that no substitute in the history of football has ever been caught wearing “inappropriate studs” and no substitute has ever been refused access to the field of play because of a “stud check”.

— Fourth officials should always be of a smiling disposition when trying to calm infuriated managers back into the dugout.

brave? or stupid? or inappropriate?

clicky

clicky

i am politically neutral.. just to be clear on this matter...
suddenly i feel sleepy...

The Dark Knight returns....

Status : exhausted..

i haven't managed to do the posts for the kelantan elective and the umrah visit..
hope to do it in this next few weeks..
i've just been to demotivated to blog or do anything much online.. due to the fact that .. SCREAMYX.. owh sorry streamyx has been acting up every day..
it seems that i can't really have a good connection from 6p.m. to around 12 midnight..
normally this wouldn't be a problem as most of my posts are done at 3a.m. or 4a.m.
but nowadays i'm doing gynaecology, i just can't afford to go to bed that late...
with ward rounds and everything

so basically for semester 9, i'm in my last posting, gynaecology,
who would've thought it... to tell you the truth i never really imagined myself doing medicine when i was in high school, even in college it was still a bit surreal, even now i have to pinch myself to see whether this is actually happening..

even as i'm typing this.. (11.50p.m.) the internet is disconnecting as it pleases.. luckily for autosave, if not i wouldn't really type this over and over again..
wouldn't be bothered..

anyway..
just to mention..
i've entered the critical time period.. another 5 weeks (less) before the final exams come about..
i'm actually very apprehensive and wetting my pants..
but as most of my friends know..
i just choose to ignore the fear and struggle on..
we can't really do anything much when your incapacitated by the impending fear of exams? right?
hahaha.. anyway, good luck for those who are taking the exams in the near future.. especially the Person in Sem 10 , and also friends from sem 10..
and my friends from semester 7 too.. oh yeah.. semester 9 too..
good luck..
start struggling.. if you haven't started yet..
insya-Allah.. things will turn out okay...

Cutting and pasting...

The Guys' Rules
----------------------
At last a guy has taken the time to
write this all down FINALLY, the
guys' side of the story. (I must admit,
it's pretty
good.)


We always hear "THE RULES" from the
female side.


Now here are the rules from the male
side. These are our rules!


Please note... these are all numbered
"1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you
leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports.
It's like the full moon or the changing
of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are PERFECTLY Acceptable
answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem ONLY if
you
want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are
for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months
is a PROBLEM.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and
void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the
Victoria's Secret girls, DON'T Expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you
probably
are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be
interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the OTHER ONE.

1. You can either ask us to do
something
or tell us how you want it
done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say
whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need
directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like
Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a
color! Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have NO idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it WILL be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say
"nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just
not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want
an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear Is
fine...
REALLY.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking
about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the
shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.
ROUND IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.