Showing posts with label weird funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird funnies. Show all posts

Friday, January 25, 2008

shhhh... keep a low profile...

somewhere in malaysia:

bovine snatcher 1 : cepat la masukkan die dalam keta...

bovine snatcher 2: aku tanak duduk belakang..

bovine snatcher 3: apsal aku pulak kena duduk belakang.. weh cepat aa suruh die masuk keta.. die dok buat muka blur je..

bovine snatcher 2: itu la aku dah suruh sewa lori taknak.. nak gak pakai keta buruk ko nih..

bovine: mooooooooo!!!

bovine snatcher 1: weh senyaple.. org kampung perasan karang.. rilek2.. buat cool je..

well after this , proton can pride itself in being able to actually fit a cow into the backseat of a proton wira.. seriously..

haha, well this is what actually happened in a village in Kulim, Kedah..
a band of bovine snatchers, managed to actually load a full grown cow into the back seat of a proton wira.. it was unspecified how many thieves was there.. but if it was more than 3.. i pity the one who got to sit in the back seat.. especially if he got the rear end seat.. (think hard what this means)
as they were making their getaway.. villagers noticed what was happening and gave chase..
what happened after that was, the driver crashed into a tree and they made their escape probably on foot.. leaving the cow alone..

bovine : mooooooo!!! weh ape ko tinggal aku sorg2 je... aku tanak kena sembelih...