These four classified ads appeared in a Kuwaiti newspaper on four consecutive days, the last three ads desperately trying to correct the first day's mistakes.
MONDAY:
For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale.
Phone 2555-0707 after 7 PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY:
Notice: We regret having erred in SK Shah's ad yesterday. It should have read:
One sewing machine for sale cheap.
Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7 PM.
WEDNESDAY:
Notice: SK Shah has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows:
For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Cheap.
Phone 2555-0707 after 7 PM and ask for Mrs Mani who loves with him.
THURSDAY:
Notice: I, SK Shah, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it.
Don't call 2555-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected.
I have not been carrying on with Mrs Mani.
Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
something light for the day...
what a day...
after a week of holidays... mondayitis.. was very apparent today as most of the people on my group.. had trouble starting up for the case presentation.. wasn't really helped by the schedule
let me give a brief overview of the past two days..
sunday afternoon..
arrived in seremban around 5.00pm
in the wards by 7.50pm
helping the doctor(CPR on a hit and run victim) 8.40 more or less
9.10.. patient had regained pulse , still unconscious, sinus rhythm
9.30.. patient flat-lined again- asystole..
9.45 stopped CPR.. patient passed away..
10.30 finished clerking and went back home.
2.30am went to sleep
6.20am woke up
7.15 arrived in imu
7.20 CP with Dr. Hamid
9.15 CP with Dr Hamid finishes
9.15-11.00am - patient clerking and ward round
11-12pm- CP with Prof Ramesh
12-1.30pm - makan ketupat.. metaphorically
1.30pm- solat zuhur
1.45-4.20- TBL with Prof Ramesh
5-7pm- R and R
8-9pm- dinner
9-10.30pm- ward work 3A
11-12 something- R & R ( different method)
1.30am.- blogging about my day..
the day in pictures..









let me give a brief overview of the past two days..
sunday afternoon..
arrived in seremban around 5.00pm
in the wards by 7.50pm
helping the doctor(CPR on a hit and run victim) 8.40 more or less
9.10.. patient had regained pulse , still unconscious, sinus rhythm
9.30.. patient flat-lined again- asystole..
9.45 stopped CPR.. patient passed away..
10.30 finished clerking and went back home.
2.30am went to sleep
6.20am woke up
7.15 arrived in imu
7.20 CP with Dr. Hamid
9.15 CP with Dr Hamid finishes
9.15-11.00am - patient clerking and ward round
11-12pm- CP with Prof Ramesh
12-1.30pm - makan ketupat.. metaphorically
1.30pm- solat zuhur
1.45-4.20- TBL with Prof Ramesh
5-7pm- R and R
8-9pm- dinner
9-10.30pm- ward work 3A
11-12 something- R & R ( different method)
1.30am.- blogging about my day..
the day in pictures..









Thursday, October 11, 2007
of surgery , ramadhan, eid ,birthdays and space travel...
just came back from futsal..
this would be the last post from now to maybe the 3rd of raya..
don't really have any time to blog anything much during surgery posting..
to say that surgery has been depressing would be a gross understatement..
with all the pe'el of different people..
i can't really wait for raya.. and especially the one week holiday..
a time to catch up and rehabilitate..
for the week after raya..
we will be in 3A..
anyway..
just wanted to wish a happy aidilfitri
drive carefully..
insya-Allah.. selamat bertolak dan selamat sampai..
don't be a statistic..
insya-Allah..
and jangan melantak je..
can't wait to get down to manual labor this friday..
for sure kena bakar lemang lagi..
muahahahaha ( a hint of sarcasm.. maybe..)
also i'd like to wish a happy birthday to another old fart who has succumbed to the process of aging..
happy birthday to kak dija..
may all your wishes come true..
goodbye to the month of Ramadhan..
hopefully we would be able to see you again next year..
and hopefully we've become a better person..
and to translate this change to the rest of the year
insya-Allah
need to cut down on the ketupat consumption and daging rendang manusia..
also.. today is a historical date for malaysia..
to congratulate our astronaut/cosmonaut/can or not..
Dr. Syeikh Muzafar on his achievement..
may this be bring about a paradigm shift to our society
and initiate and influx of interest in science and technology in generations to come
(lifted and parapharsed from NST)
-end of transmission-
drive safe...
be safe...
bismillahi tawakaltu Allahlahu..
roughly translates to..
In The Name of Allah.. I place my faith in Allah..
this would be the last post from now to maybe the 3rd of raya..
don't really have any time to blog anything much during surgery posting..
to say that surgery has been depressing would be a gross understatement..
with all the pe'el of different people..
i can't really wait for raya.. and especially the one week holiday..
a time to catch up and rehabilitate..
for the week after raya..
we will be in 3A..
anyway..
just wanted to wish a happy aidilfitri
drive carefully..
insya-Allah.. selamat bertolak dan selamat sampai..
don't be a statistic..
insya-Allah..
and jangan melantak je..
can't wait to get down to manual labor this friday..
for sure kena bakar lemang lagi..
muahahahaha ( a hint of sarcasm.. maybe..)
also i'd like to wish a happy birthday to another old fart who has succumbed to the process of aging..
happy birthday to kak dija..
may all your wishes come true..
goodbye to the month of Ramadhan..
hopefully we would be able to see you again next year..
and hopefully we've become a better person..
and to translate this change to the rest of the year
insya-Allah
need to cut down on the ketupat consumption and daging rendang manusia..
also.. today is a historical date for malaysia..
to congratulate our astronaut/cosmonaut/can or not..
Dr. Syeikh Muzafar on his achievement..
may this be bring about a paradigm shift to our society
and initiate and influx of interest in science and technology in generations to come
(lifted and parapharsed from NST)
-end of transmission-
drive safe...
be safe...
bismillahi tawakaltu Allahlahu..
roughly translates to..
In The Name of Allah.. I place my faith in Allah..
Thursday, October 04, 2007
It is Thursday
thursday 6.34 pm to be exact
i just came back from ward 3B at 6.00p.m.
i have 5 patients to clerk..
we have CP with DK tomorrow at 8a.m.
i've clerked 3 patients... another 2..
need to read up about
testicular tumours
inguinal hernia
sigmoid volvulus
colorectal carcinoma
intra abdominal injury
berbuka in 30 minutes..
going back to 3B at 8.15
and someone has suggested for us to also cover ward 3A for CP tomorrow.. bijak..
Allah.. berikan ku Kekuatan.. hiyeakkkk... haha Insya-Allah
p/s : Liverpool lost 1-0 to Marseille.. i think the kick up Liverpool's backside has been overdue for quite awhile.. nasib tak tgk the game
You'll Never Walk Alone
can't wait for Friday...
i just came back from ward 3B at 6.00p.m.
i have 5 patients to clerk..
we have CP with DK tomorrow at 8a.m.
i've clerked 3 patients... another 2..
need to read up about
testicular tumours
inguinal hernia
sigmoid volvulus
colorectal carcinoma
intra abdominal injury
berbuka in 30 minutes..
going back to 3B at 8.15
and someone has suggested for us to also cover ward 3A for CP tomorrow.. bijak..
Allah.. berikan ku Kekuatan.. hiyeakkkk... haha Insya-Allah
p/s : Liverpool lost 1-0 to Marseille.. i think the kick up Liverpool's backside has been overdue for quite awhile.. nasib tak tgk the game
You'll Never Walk Alone
can't wait for Friday...
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